剧情介绍

  Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
  In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
  Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
  When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
  Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
  One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
  Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
  During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
  One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
  Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
  Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
  One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
  Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".

评论:

  • 勾含双 5小时前 :

    看了半小时实在看不下去……好难看……全和孙那么有x张力的人都救不了的程度…………….

  • 兰茂典 5小时前 :

    多少有点浪费时间,凯文哈特演得很努力了但确实不咋好笑

  • 尧腾 7小时前 :

    这片是不是讽刺了好莱坞的性别政治正确?这一点给个好评

  • 学睿慈 0小时前 :

    好有梗和笑点(没错我是土狗我爱看)让特工组花魁照顾老婆,在厕所进行01编程…惊现Penny(恭喜从cheese factory逆袭接到了小配角的角色)但最后那200w+酷炫跑车就这么,pa,没了…屏幕外的我都感到一丝心痛呐。所以最后成为还能请吃饭的朋友我是不解的,直到开出的天价菜单…

  • 卫智君 9小时前 :

    设定老套但是好在cp蛮好磕,但是实在是太长了,整个消解了前期的反差萌,剧情和人物设定的bug随处可见,但是伍迪哈里森叫Marty真的是哈哈哈(???)

  • 局睿好 1小时前 :

    看到伍迪哈里森出场就知道这片好笑😂拳馆那段镜头很好,武器也比较有创意;Penny客串很惊喜,她确实适合这种粗犷姐妹角色;The man from Tokyo 是就算高糊画质惊鸿一瞥都掩盖不了的帅,看演员发现居然是山P,难怪,倒回去再舔一下屏!

  • 可玲 9小时前 :

    孙的脸荷尔蒙爆棚!!! 全 好漂亮!!!头发丝都好看! 两位演技也棒!

  • 以飞鸣 2小时前 :

    经典的白脸黑脸搞笑动作片,好久没有看过自然流畅有笑点的动作喜剧了。

  • 冷悦媛 3小时前 :

    20200702 办公室炙烤。 打发时间不错,专业杀手和专业嘴炮的组合,靠着主角光环闯关打怪,最后都得到救赎。

  • 刀一雯 8小时前 :

    我居然觉得在波多黎各吐的时候最搞笑哈哈哈哈

  • 文骞 3小时前 :

    不用脑子 轻松一笑

  • 卫琪 4小时前 :

    很俗套的剧情,Teddy是个傻子,Toronto是个硬汉缝合怪。

  • 侯盼翠 3小时前 :

    爆米花电影,主要是陪姐姐看山P客串去的。对kevin hart的搞笑风格不是很感冒,过于叽叽喳喳办傻。刚开始他被误认为杀手那段笑点还蛮多的。后面就有点一般

  • 尔清嘉 8小时前 :

    感觉两位演员的张力在杂志宣传图上更强

  • 五雪瑶 3小时前 :

    笑点一般,剧情也一般,如果像当初杰森斯坦森说的拍成r级片一定会好很多,不过拳馆的伪长镜头拍的真的很爽

  • 俊恒 5小时前 :

    凯文哈特还是去脱口秀比较好,演什么电影都一样

  • 冉嘉年 7小时前 :

    2022年还在“墨粉”造成的巧合,这剧本卖不出去有12年了吧?

  • 六思美 0小时前 :

    流水线产品,话痨黑人 + 绅士白人,这种戏看的就是两个主角之间的化学反应,演员是不错的,只是剧本和台词太没新意。除了最后一场一镜到底的打斗戏,就真的是平庸无聊。

  • 充欣然 4小时前 :

    也就一个打斗的长镜头能看,其他全倍速看完,四倍速。

  • 依白夏 1小时前 :

    这个阶段太需要有部欢乐的电影扛大旗了哈哈哈哈哈哈

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