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分类： 喜剧片 2014

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    高成本旅行世界的特工片，冲着安娜·德·阿玛斯、高司令和“美队”埃文斯几位主演，还是比较有吸引力的，几场动作戏还不错。

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    老套无聊的人设与剧情，莫名其妙的暗杀与营救。

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    看个过瘾吧，一⭐给全程打戏的高司令，一⭐给一直没认出来的桃总，一⭐给风景，一⭐给特效。剧情？爽剧要什么剧情，过瘾就完了。

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  • 卫晟然 5小时前 :

    电影的投入也不小，眼花缭乱地在全世界转场。看高司令和美队两大型男对战也真是过瘾啊！剧情比较简单，反水间谍被全世界追杀，传统套路。最精彩的是中间布拉格街道一战，精彩万分，足以载入动作片史册！只可惜高潮来得早了点，后面的戏就有点没味道了，尤其是结尾，真是无语，就死了个美队，反派啥事没有同，这算什么啊？明明应该小黑反派下台，美女主管上位代替成为新反派啊！

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    那個存證據的U盤，雙方拼命搶來搶去，結果還是回到了黑化特工手中，直接被銷毀，大反派勞埃德·漢森看似冷酷殘忍，藐視規則，卻每次關鍵時刻掉鏈子，敵人的特工隊伍更是水准不高，感覺看了個寂寞⋯⋯

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    网飞肯定有个什么剧本机器人，每个角色、每个桥段、每个镜头都有无数蓝本。当然了，高司令还是很帅，足以让我看完。

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    疯狂星期四///美队一边抱娃一边捡了个鞋？

  • 戢易蓉 0小时前 :

    大概是被网飞的大数据分析出安德玛在007里打得不够，以及观众想看美队真的演一次soldier boy，或是对于银翼杀手2049的CP耿耿于怀，于是有了这么一部电影。世界风光不错，看完更想出去旅游了，但罗素兄弟的执导能力是真的一泡污，文戏昏昏欲睡，打戏绵绵无力，布拉格那场戏，交给麦拷贝老师一定能轰上天吧。

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  • 兴晴雪 1小时前 :

    好看吗？

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  • 怀曼冬 9小时前 :

    这动作片不是挺好看的嘛 爆米花片 不要那么讲究

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    原来欧美男人十八年后变老的方式就是长一圈络腮胡

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    不理解Armas用镇静剂射中Chris后为啥不补枪？补一枪后面这么多事不就结束了？两位退休老人就没事了，靠女孩的起搏器定位也能找到她。整个故事圆满结束，这样就少了至少一个小时的片长。

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